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Hip Hop Rumors

These rumors are real

• J Rocka was spotted sniffing and briefly tasting cat poop. I've seen it.
• Maja Figga pees in public pools, ask anyone.
• F Stop is probably into shemales since he once defended Eddie Murphy, I was there.
• Cheef Boot Nahkah Craig overeats and then feels guilty about it, the guy at the indian buffet told me.
• Slam Diggy don't wash more than once or twice a week and he smells because of it.
• DJ JVC uses sports metaphor in his raps, but is actually not a sports fan and he is bad at sports and never plays.
• MC Jeff Zigg uses a rhyming dictionary and a thesaurus and he calls it a "cocktionary" which could mean he is gay.
• Harley Harl has a vendetta for Regis from Millionaire cos he couldn't get on the show.
• UDX brags about treating women bad, but his last girlfriend ended the relationship definitely on her terms.
• Big Heff always bashes NYC and says LA is the dopest but he visited NYC a few weeks ago.
• P Sparka raps about dippin' it low, but at a club he just sits around and drinks.
• Heavyset M Kat says the party hasn't begun until he gets there, but that doesn't even make sense, I mean, you already referred to it as a party and presumably people were there
• YBFREE says he only raps political, but his song 'ladies first' is about ladies being first.
• Lil Pone Pone claims that he rapped about purple drink first, but a Kool Aid commercial from 1988 has the Kool Aid pitcher man rapping a few lines and Pone Pone was only 3 then.
• KC da Crunkest says "reprezent ATL" and "the ATL" but he is actually from Decatur which is in DeKalb county, not Fulton.
• It's Confirmed, Lil Scrip Scrap could be a dog beater for kicking his dog

Dialogue Not Appearing in the New X Files Movie

Mulder: Dammit dammit dammit!!!
Scully:  what what what?  what is it?
M: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
S: WHAT?
M: I haven't seen my fucking badge, gun, car or pacemaker.
S: pacema--
M: Forget that last one.
S: Ok, still, you lost your ID and your shield?
M: yeah, well, no, i still have my driver's license if that's what you mean by ID and in fact I bet I can go find my old fake ID from college too, but if you're referring to that FBI card tag thingee we get then no, i haven't seen it.
S: When did this happen?  how did you lose all of these?
M: Fuck...I don't know, today, yesterday, late yesterday, something like that.
S: You'd better find them how the hell are we going to wor--
M: Found 'em!!
S: Wha?
M: They were in my pocket, wallet, holster and parking space.  Jeez, that was pretty crazy there for a minute.

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